6/30/2003 5:51:49 PM
Another week goes by and.... errrr... ummmm... the updated version of the Presentation Engine has yet to be released. Even though I know better, I like pretending that people out there actually care whether or not I release the engine driving this site. In an effort to continue this grand delusion in the tradition of all things pointless - I've decided to start taking bets for when I will actually get around to releasing the next version of the Presentation Engine.
You may be asking yourself, "Why hasn't he released it yet?" Because I really don't feel like. Nobody seems to care and as a result I don't seem to care. Then again if it concerns you oh so damn much I suggest you head on down to the local corner store and pick yourself up a life. They are on sale today - really.
New Features of the day:
1) Added the ability to change page font face, font color, and font size through theming engine.As always there is more to come. If somebody wants me to release what I have - go ahead and email me. Otherwise continue to point and laugh at me as I make pointless updates regarding the status of a small fry application that nobody other than myself cares about. (Note: We'll see how long you are laughing after I track down your IP and show up at your door with a tackhammer) /me grins evilly.
2) Added what I like to call the "Useless Anecdote (i.e. Quote for the idiots among you) of the Day". This essentially chooses a random quote out of list of around 3500 that I conviently obtained from the cygwin version of fortune. These will become part of the standard PEngine distribution and will appear on the top of the main page.